1760 (19/10/2014) 

bzzzzt

today: went for burgers, spent the bus journey back listening to a girl’s phone conversation (“Leo practically had an orgazz over my new trainers”), played… bus driver 3d simulator?? um

1760 (19/10/2014)

bzzzzt

today: went for burgers, spent the bus journey back listening to a girl’s phone conversation (“Leo practically had an orgazz over my new trainers”), played… bus driver 3d simulator?? um

arminarlert:

reminder that if we’re in a mutual and you’re under the age of 18 and find it creepy or weird that i’m following you back as an adult then let me know and i’ll unfollow and it won’t need to be a big deal at all… like, please put your own safety and wellbeing first 

(via ladoddsy)

1759 (18/10/2014) 

beep boop

I’m currently chillin on an uncomfortably hot electric blanket because today I spent four hours pacing and my legs apparently couldn’t handle it. 

today was my induction. the first half was all paperwork; the second was basically the management plonking five people, (4/5 with no previous retail experience and the other one having never been in that shop before) in the busiest shop in the country at peak time without a tour and saying “help customers!” 

today people falsely assumed I was an expert on things like:
“where the playing cards are”
“the relative merits of every single type of pen sold in the alarmingly large stationary department”
“what fourteen year old girls like”
“the ks3 curriculum”
“what floor of the store this is”

one of the other girls kept pulling very alarmed faces at me every time we made eye contact and at one point a customer asked us both where tissue paper was and we both said “tissue paper? tissue paper. tissue paper??!!!?? tissue…. paper…” for at least two minutes before we reached a consensus. oh dear. 

(I got home and George made me Bailey’s hot chocolate.)

1759 (18/10/2014)

beep boop

I’m currently chillin on an uncomfortably hot electric blanket because today I spent four hours pacing and my legs apparently couldn’t handle it.

today was my induction. the first half was all paperwork; the second was basically the management plonking five people, (4/5 with no previous retail experience and the other one having never been in that shop before) in the busiest shop in the country at peak time without a tour and saying “help customers!”

today people falsely assumed I was an expert on things like:
“where the playing cards are”
“the relative merits of every single type of pen sold in the alarmingly large stationary department”
“what fourteen year old girls like”
“the ks3 curriculum”
“what floor of the store this is”

one of the other girls kept pulling very alarmed faces at me every time we made eye contact and at one point a customer asked us both where tissue paper was and we both said “tissue paper? tissue paper. tissue paper??!!!?? tissue…. paper…” for at least two minutes before we reached a consensus. oh dear.

(I got home and George made me Bailey’s hot chocolate.)

- centre of universe (via printer)
- control the universe
- used this power to make my printer work
- also, celestial super hipsters
- ice cream scoop

littleblackmaps:

soulforsale:

tumblebard:

littleblackmaps:

i’m glad chris evans is a celebrity and not a regular person because i don’t know what i’d do if i saw him making me a latte at starbucks or cashing my check at the bank or teaching my english class

every time i read one of these posts my mind jumps to chris evans the radio 2 dj and i’m like

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??????????

I STILL DONT KNOW WHO THE NON-RADIO-GINGER CHRIS EVANS IS. 

you guys have to stop this

i am sorry that i did this to you

good morning! getting up before sunrise still makes me feel really nauseous!!

1758 (17/10/2014)I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE TODAY AND IT’S ALL wittgensteinsmister's FAULT(I got up to do productive things, like cleaning/applying for jobs that might actually pay rent/etc etc etc, and then daniel reminded me about the vlogs i posted in 2010 and i lost a good five hours to extreme embarrassment and erasing almost all traces of my existence in nerd culture from the internet. thanks, daniel.)anyway here is a kitchen selfie feat. cute dachshund salt and pepper shakers. today I thought the words “ugh, we have too much sourdough it’s taking up a really inconvenient amount of space in the bin”, so I am now officially a parody of a human being. I’ve gotta get up stupid early tomorrow to go into the city centre for a nine hour induction (????!!??????? if i spend 9 hours watching videos i s2g) so yeah, catch ya on the flipidy flop

1758 (17/10/2014)

I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE TODAY AND IT’S ALL wittgensteinsmister's FAULT

(I got up to do productive things, like cleaning/applying for jobs that might actually pay rent/etc etc etc, and then daniel reminded me about the vlogs i posted in 2010 and i lost a good five hours to extreme embarrassment and erasing almost all traces of my existence in nerd culture from the internet. thanks, daniel.)

anyway here is a kitchen selfie feat. cute dachshund salt and pepper shakers. today I thought the words “ugh, we have too much sourdough it’s taking up a really inconvenient amount of space in the bin”, so I am now officially a parody of a human being. 

I’ve gotta get up stupid early tomorrow to go into the city centre for a nine hour induction (????!!??????? if i spend 9 hours watching videos i s2g) so yeah, catch ya on the flipidy flop