- centre of universe (via printer)
- control the universe
- used this power to make my printer work
- also, celestial super hipsters
- ice cream scoop
i’m glad chris evans is a celebrity and not a regular person because i don’t know what i’d do if i saw him making me a latte at starbucks or cashing my check at the bank or teaching my english class
every time i read one of these posts my mind jumps to chris evans the radio 2 dj and i’m like
I STILL DONT KNOW WHO THE NON-RADIO-GINGER CHRIS EVANS IS.
you guys have to stop this
i am sorry that i did this to you
good morning! getting up before sunrise still makes me feel really nauseous!!